If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
I never heard this in catholic school! Shit man, I'm not allowed to grab another mans 'gnads in order to keep him from beating the crap 'outta my husband? What other graphic details does this bible have? Oh. Not a kids book is it?