Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Ten Verses Never Preached On

1. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

I never heard this in catholic school! Shit man, I'm not allowed to grab another mans 'gnads in order to keep him from beating the crap 'outta my husband? What other graphic details does this bible have? Oh. Not a kids book is it?


Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

No thouchie of the "wedding tackle." You may tuen him into a homosexual. (Just trying to think like a theist..)

9:33 PM  
Blogger new.atheist said...

Hehehe "wedding tackle."

Actually, this means thou that if I was pissed at my husband, they don't have the right to cut off my hands for crushing my own husbands balls. Sweet.

It makes me think, if god really was a man, he'd have put in the bible "Thou shalt not kick or punch a man in the 'gnads. Period."

11:14 AM  

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