The Free Thinking Organization
FTO wouldn't be a religion or cult, just a better way of (controlling people's) thinking!
I would make an excellent leader of the FTO because, being a free-thinker myself, I could best direct people's thoughts towards free-thinking! I wouldn't do it because I wanted people's money, or their allegiance, I'd do it for the better good of the world. I could get everyone to think the same free-thoughts.
Wouldn't you want to belong?