Rev. Haggard isn't gay any more! Yayayaya

They sent him to a de-gay briefing apparently, ya know, to get all the gay out. So Rev. Haggard isn't gay any more; he's prayed the gay away! Shouldn't we all be happy for him? I mean, obviously his wife is happy for him.

Eh, if he's not fucking a gay prostitute up the ass, he'll keep fucking up his parishioners the uncomfortable way.



Update: Comments in response from the man Haggard used crystal meth with and who's cock he sucked.